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cuntosaurus 

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.
Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"
cuntosaurus by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007
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Cuntosaurus 

Nobody truly knows the exact origin of the Cuntosaurus as they disguise themselves as everyday objects, animals and even humans however never as themselves due to the general nature of this elusive pain in the arse beast.
What a Cuntosaurus Rex.

Your perhaps the cuntiest of all the Cuntosaurus Rex.

cuntosaurus 

a female who is a bitch and cunt
Virginia sue is such a cuntosaurus for not wanting to pay child support
cuntosaurus by custodiodadosaurus January 24, 2013

cuntosaurus 

A dinosaur with the face of a female cunt
The cuntosaurus was was wacking off with lotion but instead of wacking his lower area it was rapidly jerking its cunt face
cuntosaurus by DJ Rectum December 23, 2016

cuntosaurus rex 

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.
Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex
cuntosaurus rex by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

Cuntasaurus Rex 

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.
Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex
Cuntasaurus Rex by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

cuntasaurus rex 

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.
My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex
cuntasaurus rex by daonocto August 19, 2010