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cuntiblast 

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse
The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect
Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!
cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntiglycemia 

Describes a condition when low blood sugar or hypoglycemia causes a person to become cuntlike.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch, then I realized she had cuntiglycemia so I gave her a soda and she was fine.
cuntiglycemia by rrrickj August 27, 2009
the queen of cunts, she who enjoys being one, or goes out of her way to be one
"Vangie can be such a cuntzilla!
cuntzilla by peecheechoh March 31, 2009

cuntilinguist 

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
cuntilinguist by timrod April 18, 2008