Cuntgoalie

To interefere with another person trying to pick up a lady. Also see Cockblock

"I was almost in there with that hot chick Mary but Joe came and cockblocked me! What a cuntgoalie"

Cuntgoalie by Derek C December 7, 2003

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)

"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"

cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009