cuntfortable

Staying with a girl that you don't really like just so you won't have to find someone else to have sex with.

'Damn! Jenny drives me nuts, but the relationship is just so cuntfortable...'

by Let me off the jerk-go-round! October 4, 2009

cuntfortable

Person who is comfortbale with those who use the word cunt

I'm cuntfortable with this cunt. He's a good cunt from waaaay back.

by Stu Neighbour September 26, 2007

Cuntfortable

Being comfortable enough with a person that you can call them a cunt and they won't get offended.

How's your new job going? Are you cuntfortable with anyone yet?

by JamesCameronsSon October 3, 2009

Cuntfortable

Wearing an item of clothing that makes you look a cunt, but is very comfortable to wear.

I know what you all think, but these slip-in hands free shoes are so cuntfortable.

by The Kev June 22, 2024

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

by D404 November 9, 2011

woman in confortable shoes

a polite term for a lesbian

no example needed, see above

by Jerry the Prophet March 3, 2005