Cunt spoon Share definition Flag A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor. I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started. Cunt spoon by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Cunt spoon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch