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cunt with a spoon 

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

A soond cunt 

A soond cunt is somone who is sound and is mates with Rudy
A soond cunt by Soond cunt November 9, 2019

cuntsponge 

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
cuntsponge by Jess November 30, 2003