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cunnilingass 

The accidental sexual stimulation to someone's ass in an attempt to perform cunnilingus.
Gus made an ass of himself when he made an attempt to eat Suzy out. He was so drunk that he performed cunnilingass on her bunghole. When he awoke the next morning, his mouth tasted like shit.
cunnilingass by ad libber February 12, 2007

cunnilingusser 

Someone who is l33t at orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Im such a great cunnilingusser. I used my tounge on her until she said "Ooooh yes! yes! AHHH! baby yes yes yes! ooooh ooooh ooooh OOOH! harder baby! yes! yes! YES! oooh baby! yes! YES! oh Hix! YES! oooh oooh oooh! your making me so fuckin horny! yes! oooh yes!."
she appreciated it very much.
cunnilingusser by Hxiro October 6, 2008

Cunnilinglash 

Injuries sustained to the neck while performing oral sex on a woman, usually caused by licking for prolonged periods, excessive head movements trying to get a woman to orgasm, working at ridiculous angles or positions or aggressive females who forcibly shove your face into their vagina.

See also... clitlash (syn.)
Jimmy didn't show for work today. He went down on a girl for 2 hours last night and got major cunnilinglash.
Cunnilinglash by MrMaverick July 27, 2012

cunnilingas 

When a woman farts while receiving oral sex.
"I tried to go down on her, but she'd eaten beans, so it was less cunnilingus and more cunnilingas, if you know what I mean."
cunnilingas by azurelunatic February 19, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026