The accidental sexual stimulation to someone's ass in an attempt to perform cunnilingus.
Gus made an ass of himself when he made an attempt to eat Suzy out. He was so drunk that he performed cunnilingass on her bunghole. When he awoke the next morning, his mouth tasted like shit.
Im such a great cunnilingusser. I used my tounge on her until she said "Ooooh yes! yes! AHHH! baby yes yes yes! ooooh ooooh ooooh OOOH! harder baby! yes! yes! YES! oooh baby! yes! YES! oh Hix! YES! oooh oooh oooh! your making me so fuckin horny! yes! oooh yes!."
she appreciated it very much.
Injuries sustained to the neck while performing oral sex on a woman, usually caused by licking for prolonged periods, excessive head movements trying to get a woman to orgasm, working at ridiculous angles or positions or aggressive females who forcibly shove your face into their vagina.
See also... clitlash (syn.)
Jimmy didn't show for work today. He went down on a girl for 2 hours last night and got major cunnilinglash.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)