Cunjun 

Alternative word for “condom, rubbers”. Popular during early 1900’s through 1960’s.

I’ve got a hot date tonight… can I borrow a couple of cunjuns?

Cunjun by Goddog1 July 28, 2022

Cuntundrum 

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

Cuntundrum by fullaflex March 21, 2011

Cuncunkin 

a cuncunkin is a synonym for concussion used by people with lacking or lesser intelligence

Andrea: OMG you could have given me a cuncunkin!
Rudy: What's a cuncunkin? is it part of a pumpkin?!?!

Cuncunkin by 4wheeling4jesus March 10, 2009

cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

Conjunctivitis by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015