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CUMPARE

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.
Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!
by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007
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Cumpare

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".
Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!
by Federico Iussig Zuliani December 26, 2008
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cumpare

TECHNICAL FORMAL MATHEMATICS
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"

BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"

ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
by pseudonym handler April 5, 2023
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Cumpire

Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.
Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..
by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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Go Compare

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!
Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010
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Compare People

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
by Alix McQ April 4, 2009
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Cumpire

Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.
by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006
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