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a used condom
hey is that a cumdom in ur trash can?
cumdom by brandon ennis December 19, 2008
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Cum-Semen. Condom-Contraceptive. Cumdom-Cum filled condom.
Eeeeww I just found yesterday’s cumdom
Cumdom by Xvfdigfcjiddhirdyioviht September 6, 2018
When you cum and don't wipe it off, creating a layer of nut on your dick.
"I didn't wipe after I nutted and now its a cumdom"
Cumdom by Big_Dick_Bobby109 November 23, 2020

The Magic Cumdom 

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth
man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE
The Magic Cumdom by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010

Westlake Cumdumpster 

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.
I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!
cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004
When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.
So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.
cumdown by ts9195 December 20, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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