by mohizzle February 17, 2009
Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
by GoYaffa April 28, 2008
When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, the woman pretends to swallow his jizz load but instead spits it back in the mans face (or spits the jizz into her own hand and slaps him in the face).
D'Angelo: Yo, I was gettin head from this bitch the other day and she usually swallows, this time she spit my cum in her hand and gave me a WHAT GOES AROUND CUMS AROUND, it was messed up!
by dirtychewbacca December 29, 2010
Random Guy: just got finished with your mom. who's down for round 2?
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.
by alegendaryguy March 21, 2023
It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
by Jefbag November 25, 2008