Cum Stomp

The act of an angry female partner getting a male partner to the point of ejaculation then jumping on their dick with their feet causing the penis to break, and the sperm to go everywhere.

Male Friend 1: Have you heard from Bennett latley?
Male Friend 2: Nah broooo Emily got pissed at him and cum stomped his ass. He'll be in the hospital for another week.
Male Friend 1: Wow man. Hoes be crazy.

Cum Stomp by Eli...Bixch September 23, 2018

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Cum Stamp

The act of cumming on a girls lower back where the "tramp stamp" is. This will render said "tramp stamp" illegible.

yo dude i totally railed that bitch from behind last night and turned her tramp stamp into a cum stamp

Cum Stamp by suppper 17 July 18, 2010

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Cum-Stamp

When a person gets cummed on and then presses their body onto a sheet, person, pillow, etc. leaving a perfect stamp.

"My boyfriend came on my stomach again last night, so I totally cum-stamped his pillow"
OR
"Yo man, sorry about the cum-stamp on the shirt you lent me. You know how girls like to cuddle."

Cum-Stamp by mcguide October 13, 2011

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Cumstomping

The act of stomping on cum so that it goes through the drain

"Hey, do you know how to get rid of shower jellies?"
"Hell yeah, I learnt the best cumstomping technique while I was in the Navy, I'll teach you!"

Cumstomping by theNavy'sAsGayAsUrMom March 8, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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