Cum Puddles
The dimples on the lower back
Cum Puddles by Eddermund January 3, 2026
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cum puddle
the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."
Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011
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The cum puddle
The cum puddle by Dravven February 8, 2025
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puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013
cumpuddler
Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.
cumpuddler by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022
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