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cum puddle 

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011

The cum puddle 

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them
Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.
The cum puddle by Dravven February 8, 2025

puddle of cum 

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it
Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT
puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013

cumpuddler 

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.
Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!
cumpuddler by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022