Cum Pirate

A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.

my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.

by angry man July 31, 2012

Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

Cum Pirate

A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.

I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!

by BlueReview June 25, 2008

Cum Pirate

A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.

I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!

by BlueReview June 24, 2008

Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

cum pirate

one who steals your cum and tries to put it in someone elses vagina to get them knocked up

dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy

by lushous lou May 9, 2010

cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008