Cum Pirate
A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.
Cum Pirate by angry man July 31, 2012
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Cum Pirate
A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.
Cum Pirate by Icky Ike April 4, 2010
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Cum Pirate
A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.
I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!
Cum Pirate by BlueReview June 25, 2008
Cum Pirate
A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.
I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!
Cum Pirate by BlueReview June 24, 2008
Cum Pirate
A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.
Cum Pirate by Icky Ike April 4, 2010
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dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy
cum pirate by lushous lou May 9, 2010
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cum harboring butt pirate by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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