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Cum-On-Face

A sexual act in which a woman kneels before one or more men to perform fellatio or masturbate them until they ejaculate all their semen onto her face.
The woman spreads the semen over her entire face and leaves it there overnight, unable to wash it off until the following day. This practice helps hydrate the skin, keeping the woman's complexion healthy, soft, and radiant.
— Wow, Mary-Anne! Your complexion looks radiant!
— Yeah, can you tell?
— It’s amazing! How do you do it?
— Every week, I have at least two Cum-on-Face sessions with Mark and Harry.
— Really? Please give me their phone numbers.
Cum-On-Face by Pasada54 September 15, 2026
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Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on my face 

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.
Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.
cum on my face by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

National Cum on your homie’s face day 

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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