Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
by published July 29, 2009

Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...
by Therealcumgremlin February 09, 2021

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.
by Therealcumgremlin February 09, 2021

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
by Mattyglide March 21, 2017
