Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

Cum Gremlin by published July 29, 2009

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Cum Gremlin

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.

How’s my little cum gremlin doing?

Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

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Cum Gremlin

Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...

How’s my little cum gremlin doing?

Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

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Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""

Cum Gremlins by Mattyglide March 21, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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