Cum Gremlin 

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

Cum Gremlin by published July 29, 2009

Cum Gremlin 

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.

How’s my little cum gremlin doing?

Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

Cum Gremlin 

Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...

How’s my little cum gremlin doing?

Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""

Cum Gremlins by Mattyglide March 21, 2017