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Cum Gobbler 

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."
Cum Gobbler by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

cum gobbler 

A homosexual male who enjoys engaging in fellatio
He's a cum gobbler going way back.
cum gobbler by Todd Patina June 30, 2005

Cum gobbler 

A cum gobbler is a single person, Jacob vereline, who loves to gobble up cum. Jacob Hall became the biggest faggot is history after he gave dome to Tommy hall, another famous Jew.
Cum gobbler by Bug chungles August 28, 2019

Colorado Cum Gobbler 

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

cock gobbler cum dumpster 

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.
Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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