Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

by Flaglicks September 21, 2022

cum sizzle

Sizzling your cum

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum

by average sizzled cum enjoyer July 3, 2022

cum sling

When you sling your cum off your cock and into a strangers mouth.

"Did you see the look on that dumb broad's face as i cum slinged her "

"yeah man"

by Kcufyssup March 19, 2017

Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum

"I have found the cream of the cum"

by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022

Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 18, 2017

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

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