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Cujoolk is someone or something that is: particularly obese in size, gay in sexuality or fluid in shape, stupid or useless, or extremely disgusting; akin to some lolcows. Cujoolk/joolk can also mean the material that one hate-goons to. (Note that this word can have all or only some definitions in different usage cases).

Cujoolk can also be used for shorter versions like its verb and other adjective version joolk

To joolk, be joolked, or joolking means: to be jacked off to utter completion or drained by another person, robbed and pantsed at dickpoint, or to be disfigured in such a way that would cause absolute involuntary celibacy. When adding an e in joolk or joolked as to make them joolke, jooleked, and jooleking will cause the verb to relate to the actor of the verb instead of the victim, (Note that they are also said the same).
ugly dude: "My little sister cant be this cute" was such a good anime! I also love watching Vtubers.
someone else1: That dude is such a cujoolk, I'm so tired of him.
someone else 2: I know right, me and my other friends have been thinking about jooleking him soon.
someone else1: woah wait how so
cujoolk by jooleker89 October 5, 2025
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004