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Cujoolk is someone or something that is: particularly obese in size, gay in sexuality or fluid in shape, stupid or useless, or extremely disgusting; akin to some lolcows. Cujoolk/joolk can also mean the material that one hate-goons to. (Note that this word can have all or only some definitions in different usage cases).

Cujoolk can also be used for shorter versions like its verb and other adjective version joolk

To joolk, be joolked, or joolking means: to be jacked off to utter completion or drained by another person, robbed and pantsed at dickpoint, or to be disfigured in such a way that would cause absolute involuntary celibacy. When adding an e in joolk or joolked as to make them joolke, jooleked, and jooleking will cause the verb to relate to the actor of the verb instead of the victim, (Note that they are also said the same).
ugly dude: "My little sister cant be this cute" was such a good anime! I also love watching Vtubers.
someone else1: That dude is such a cujoolk, I'm so tired of him.
someone else 2: I know right, me and my other friends have been thinking about jooleking him soon.
someone else1: woah wait how so
cujoolk by jooleker89 October 5, 2025
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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