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Cujoolk is someone or something that is: particularly obese in size, gay in sexuality or fluid in shape, stupid or useless, or extremely disgusting; akin to some lolcows. Cujoolk/joolk can also mean the material that one hate-goons to. (Note that this word can have all or only some definitions in different usage cases).

Cujoolk can also be used for shorter versions like its verb and other adjective version joolk

To joolk, be joolked, or joolking means: to be jacked off to utter completion or drained by another person, robbed and pantsed at dickpoint, or to be disfigured in such a way that would cause absolute involuntary celibacy. When adding an e in joolk or joolked as to make them joolke, jooleked, and jooleking will cause the verb to relate to the actor of the verb instead of the victim, (Note that they are also said the same).
ugly dude: "My little sister cant be this cute" was such a good anime! I also love watching Vtubers.
someone else1: That dude is such a cujoolk, I'm so tired of him.
someone else 2: I know right, me and my other friends have been thinking about jooleking him soon.
someone else1: woah wait how so
cujoolk by jooleker89 October 5, 2025
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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