Cuitlahuac

Is the next best thing to Jesus and God. He is the cutest but the hottest but ladies like to call him cute at the same time too. Has the perfect size penis for the ladies pleasure and is the Aztec king cousin of Moctezuma and Cuauhtemoc, pretty much one of the coolest names in the 20th and 21st century. Girls like to say cui instead of Cuitlahuac sometimes cause its hot and girls love it and think its kinky and cute. Cuitlahuac is the official professional name he uses. Cuitlahuac's usually can speak english spanish portuguese oh and aztec as well.

Cuitlahuac for President 2020

Cui omg your coming with me mister

Cuitlahuac by c421 November 14, 2010

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cuitlahuc

Scourge of god, the most unpleasant and deceitful person you will ever meet. May you fear anyone cursed with this name.

I can’t believe how much of a cuitlahuc you are being

cuitlahuc by The black god December 4, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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