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Cuitlahuac 

Is the next best thing to Jesus and God. He is the cutest but the hottest but ladies like to call him cute at the same time too. Has the perfect size penis for the ladies pleasure and is the Aztec king cousin of Moctezuma and Cuauhtemoc, pretty much one of the coolest names in the 20th and 21st century. Girls like to say cui instead of Cuitlahuac sometimes cause its hot and girls love it and think its kinky and cute. Cuitlahuac is the official professional name he uses. Cuitlahuac's usually can speak english spanish portuguese oh and aztec as well.
Cuitlahuac for President 2020

Cui omg your coming with me mister
Cuitlahuac by c421 November 14, 2010
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cuitlahuc 

Scourge of god, the most unpleasant and deceitful person you will ever meet. May you fear anyone cursed with this name.
I can’t believe how much of a cuitlahuc you are being
cuitlahuc by The black god December 4, 2019
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