Cuddlewhore

A guy who hooks up with you only for the purpose of cuddling afterward. Can often be a touch sanctimonious, as they feel they've "paid" for the cuddling, by putting out. The water spritz won't work. There may not be a way out, as far as I'm aware. Prepare for dreams of gnawing your own arm off, and pray you brought a sedative.
I was once most impressed by a very memorable Christmas trick way back when where the guy made it clear beforehand that he was a Cuddlewhore, and also made me pledge ahead of time that we would cuddle afterwards.
by Carrl July 19, 2006
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A cuddle whore is someone who cuddles excessively.

Someone who cannot get enough of cuddling.

It is also a person who is a whore, but they would rather cuddle with you than have sex with you.
"OMG! She is such a cuddlewhore."

"I am a cuddlewhore. Wanna cuddle?"
by Pebbles April 10, 2005
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cuddlewhoring

the act of being a cuddlewhore; constantly cuddling with any random person.
"I'm cuddlewhoring with Josh, it's wonderful"
by heyy May 22, 2005
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cuddlewhore

One who will go to great lengths to cuddle; is not seeking anything sexual; is not very particular about the one with whom he or she cuddles. Often most active in cold weather.
Guy One: Did you see Pat and Lisa cuddling the other night.
Guy Two: Yeah, and Pat and Steve the night before.
Guy One: What a cuddlewhore.
by KD5PBO March 02, 2006
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