A cuddleslut is someone who is a slut for cuddles. They'll cuddle you nonstop, and they'll never let go. They also crave cuddles 24/7. MAN if you find yourself a girl who's a cuddleslut she's a keeper! But they require quite a bit of attention.
Cuddlesnoop (verb): When someone cuddles up to a friend, significant other, etc while they are using a laptop in order to sneakily spy on what the person is doing.
Sophia cuddlesnooped on Graham, hoping he'd assume she was simply being affectionate.
someone who will cuddle with complete strangers all night long... a complete whore for cuddles, but sex hardly happens, if at all, because it's not as important. :)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.