Cuddle Whipped 

(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.

Example 1:
(at a party)

Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.

Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?

Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

Guy 1: you get laid at least?

Cuddle Whipped guy: no.

Cuddle Whipped by concerned group July 23, 2010

Cuddle whipped 

When the dick/pussy game isn't enough to keep her around but you cuddle enchantingly enough that it is the soul purpose the person of interest can't leave you alone

Yeah we hooked up but I know the only reason she/he hasn't stopped calling is because I have her/him cuddle whipped

Cuddle whipped by Hannibal Maverick October 17, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012