Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal

Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"

by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020

Cubular

A modern adjective describing an object possessing the shape of a cube. Also, a popular extension of the same naming convention of triangle, which has the adjective of triangular.

The cubular shape of the bookshelves.

by Olly Speed January 25, 2005

Cumulant

A sperm cell that was underdeveloped and somehow won the race

Bro 1: Yo bro you look like a cumulant.
Bro 2: I have 98 chromosomes.

by retardBloke42 March 8, 2022

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Cuckula

A person who is acting in a way that makes one think they would like to see their s/o have sex with another individual. There is a generally negative connotation with this word.

Wow, you're gonna let your girlfriend hang out with other guys? what a cuckula.

by Taijapedd April 26, 2022

Cumulative Final

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.

"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"

by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cycular

Anything that follows a predictable and repeated pattern but eventually ends back right where it started. Most useful for degenerate or addictive people who try (generally half-hearted) to change ingrained behavior.

Got drunk and called my ex for a booty-call last night. We're already fighting again - why am I cursed by this cycular shit?
My buddy Ian is quitting smoking AGAIN. What a cycular waste of time...
Went to a frat party last week and woke up in a pile of my own vomit with the word "penis" in indelible ink on my forehead. Totally cycular behavior but its mostly worn off, and they are having another party tonight!

by Postindustrial Nomad October 6, 2013