When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.
Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.
by Fat Tito February 5, 2020
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