Crystal Sea 

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.

I wish I were near Crystal Sea.

Crystal Sea by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020

Crystaljean

A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.

My gf’s crystaljean she’s a keeper.

Crystaljean by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021

Crystalsaurus 

A female who is dorky af. This person is silly, clumsy, quirky, a little bit crazy, and all around a dork. This person is also loved by many because of these personality traits.

Jesus thinks Crissy is a Crystalsaurus because she is constantly silly and laughs a lot. "You are such a Crystalsaurus" he tells her.

Crystalsaurus by Crystalsaurus20 December 6, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012