Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Creeptologist

One who studies creeping, creepiness, and, of course, creepers.

Jim: How you know about me looking into that one girl's room?

Bob: I told you, I'm that creeptologist!

Creeptologist by creeptologist 101 May 20, 2010

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

Croctologist by Janet66 June 30, 2009

craptologist 

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

craptologist by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

Crystologist 

A person who is involved with the usage or sale of crystals for physical or metal well being.

The crystologist said these crystals are helpful for anxiety.

Crystologist by Rudyfavo March 18, 2023

Cryptologic Linguist 

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

Cryptologic Linguist by 3rdman September 25, 2017

craftologist 

Someone who completes a number of different crafts amazingly well . Then teaches others how to do the crafts aswell.

I think i want to be a craftologist.

craftologist by Layla27* March 7, 2023