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Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.
Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009
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Crusty Cobra

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.
Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room
by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011
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Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021
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