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Crush Club

The only place where a bunch of teens talk about how sexy sex is. The only place where penis is the most used word. The only place where you find femboys. Crush Club is chaos and stupid at the same time, thats why everyone hates it and enjoys it. Also, imagine if sex unzips
Goldy: penis
Jazz: imagine if sex unzips

Hades: ae
Potat: *proceeds to cuss in spanish *
New member: ah yes, Crush Club.
Crush Club by goldyhugepp December 17, 2020

Crush club

This is a club that's only members are guys that all teenage girls have crushes on. A few members include Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles and YOUNG Leonardo Decaprio. All men in the crush club are superior. Daddy DeVito is also included.
"Hey look at this famous celebrity, isn't he so cute!?"
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.

Crush club discord 

A discord server made almost a year ago that so many people now waste their time on. Full of weird people and run by little kids. The dictator or the owner spreads all the knowledge around it and is our teacher. It is still a very good time no matter what. Lots of weird stuff happens.
Leonardo: “Hey have you been on discord before
Dwayne: “Oh I thought it was just called crush club discord
Crush club discord by Father of jazz December 17, 2020
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