Crunch

The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.

'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'

by Funkdup May 17, 2012

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v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.

I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.

by CaptCrunch December 18, 2003

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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 30, 2009

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A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!

by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010

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