Definitions by Totallynotchris
Clusterfuckle
and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
Clusterfuckle by totallynotchris June 28, 2010
Demoused
When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.
"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"
Demoused by totallynotchris May 5, 2010
Speaking License
An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
Speaking License by totallynotchris April 2, 2010
Mini Crunch
A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
Mini Crunch by totallynotchris March 28, 2010
A Crunch
A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
A Crunch by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Crunch Time
A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Crunch Time by totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Dat Pie
When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.
"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"
"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"
"But...that's MY pie"
"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"
"Awww..."
"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"
"But...that's MY pie"
"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"
"Awww..."
Dat Pie by totallynotchris March 17, 2010