Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 08, 2010

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.

BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.

by totallynotchris March 08, 2010

Dat Pie

When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.

"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"

"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"

"But...that's MY pie"

"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"

"Awww..."

by totallynotchris March 17, 2010

A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!

by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010

Dreadstab

A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.

Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?

"Where's Dreadstab?"

"He quit..."

"WTF?! LAME!"

"Know what's lamer?"

"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"

"wow..."

by totallynotchris March 17, 2010

Heel Clipping

The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.

*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!

by totallynotchris March 08, 2010