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keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. 

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!
Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights 

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."