Crudd

A extremely bad head cold that only last a couple of days.

As a money teller it is important to always wash your hands. After handling cash & coin, I must have touched my face & now I have the ‘CRUDD’! The runny nose & headache is horrid! I’ll call off sick for a couple of days so I’ll be fine.

by d3lan10 May 15, 2021

fludd crudd

when you cum on a container and use it to spray other people

This dude pissed me off so I emptied my windex and fludd crudd on him

by Khezu May 24, 2017

con crud

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.

That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.

by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

crud vapors

Scotland's words for poo gas

"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."

by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006

Crudo

Mexican slang for hangover.

Ando crudo por la borrachera de anoche.
Ella anda cruda por estar chupando mucho.

by fr3sa April 25, 2007

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015