crowther

To Perform a Story Meant for Laughs, But incidently falls flat on its face on normal conversation.

Man 1: Ive got a cold
Man 2: oh man you just did a fucking crowther.
Man 1: Oh, My bad,

by foshohomes April 28, 2008

Crowther

When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.

Girl Roommate: "You hooked the jumper cables up wrong and now my car is completely dead!"

Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"

by bobbyseverorsam July 28, 2009

crowther

a duck's foot.

look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.

by JaY January 25, 2003

Crowther

Another word for a paedophile or person who dates young looking girls. Generally assumed to have a beard and wear a hood

Oh my God did you see that girl he was with he is such a Crowther
Stop Crowthering those girls

by Mr Magic March 30, 2012

Crowther kiss

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.

Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.

by DanCrowther1 May 15, 2011

Creamy Crowther

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.

Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.

Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this

by fluffydildos April 9, 2017