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crown jewels 

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
crown jewels by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

Crown Jewels 

UK slang for a man’s testicles
Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
Crown Jewels by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

Crown Jewels Heist 

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

Crown the Jewels 

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
Crown the Jewels by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

clown jewels 

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
clown jewels by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Crown Jewel 

JP from Knotts Scary Farm.
JP is the crown jewel of haunt.
Crown Jewel by Scoonburry November 19, 2006
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