Crowcifer 

Crowcifer is a complete fucking autist who got fucked by big Bertha

You are a proper Crowcifer

Crowcifer by CrowciferJasonMoore August 14, 2023

Crowfer 

Men who prefer to have sexual intercourse with crows and other related birds. Typically a secondary symptom of necrophilafagitis.

Cooper, the necrophilafag, is also a crowfer.

Crowfer by SpazZilla October 22, 2006

crocoferret 

The name given to a small, orangey-browny stuffed animal that we couldn't work out if it was a crocodile or a ferret.

It can be seen either in physics lessons, wondering around on the desks, or sometimes it can be seen at night scurrying towards a buffet.

Commonly mistaken for the unrelated 'ferredile', the crocoferret can be distinguished by having teeth that stick out at right-angles to its face, and front legs that look like they're protruding from its neck.

"What the fuck is that, a crocodile or a ferret?"
"Must be a crocoferret"

crocoferret by Dickmitic December 24, 2008

crowier 

(adjective) 1. Someone with an increase in crow's feet over a previous photo/observation of said person. 2. Someone that looks decidedly more haggard and leathery than a person standing close by.

"Did you see that picture of Maria Shriver? She looks a lot crowier than she did way back when."

"Luke Perry (Dylan) was ten-times crowier than every other actor in Beverly Hills 90210"

crowier by Rhear February 4, 2008

Crucifer 

Local rapper from Independence, Missouri. Very talented and underground. Bears a cross on his back.

I went and saw Crucifer freestyle, it was off the hook.

Crucifer by t3tr1s October 21, 2008