To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
by csmitten February 16, 2009
1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
by Twerkalator June 6, 2005
by gert mandem March 6, 2007
To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.
Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.
Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.
by Ohnatecrouch December 25, 2007
The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
by Ryjamin October 7, 2011
When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 6, 2011