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Aunt’s House 

A secret location where two people meet regularly to engage in sexual intercourse. Often times, the couple hides the location with their friends, yet the location of aunt's house may be discovered by males wishing to seek sexual intercourse with the female. In an effort to keep the location concealed, there may be physical obstacles preventing entry access into aunt's house (for example, foot traffic).
We're gonna meet up at Aunt’s House later for some fun!
Aunt’s House by Raffinyga May 26, 2019
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Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Aunt Sally's nut butter 

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.
If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

Aunt Susie's Ash Can 

Noun - A place to stick things. Usually used when trying to make a point about something.
Ya?!! Well you can take that and stick it in your Aunt Susie's ash can!

Aunt Mary's Goat 

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

Aunt Jemima's Tits 

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)
Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."
Aunt Jemima's Tits by voook August 25, 2010

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo 

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.
"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo by Misty Johnson February 18, 2008