Crotch Turd Share definition Flag Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming. Crotch Turd by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Crotch Turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch