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crotch luggage 

Slang term for testicles as coined by Fez from the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 Sirius 197, Monday - Friday 11a to 3p
R- "Is that a new term you just came up with?"

F- "Yes, crotch luggage."
crotch luggage by fletcherbv November 5, 2010

Crotch Luggage 

male genitals.
Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.
Crotch Luggage by C. Styles November 5, 2010

crotch luggage 

Scrotum, testicles, sack, balls, ball-sack, junk, for guys. Camel toe for chicks.
His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.

Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.

Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
crotch luggage by nochiefz November 5, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026