Crotch Catch

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When someone drops something, and it falls in their lap. It mostly occurs when the person is sitting. When dropping something while standing, the person will catch the item by pushing it against their crotch in a fast motion to stop it from falling.

During Biology, Mia dropped her pencil. She put her hands down to catch it, only to realize that her crotch caught it instead of her pencil falling the the floor.

Steve: "Crotch Catch!"
Mia: "Stfu Steve."

Crotch Catch by Drumstuck August 8, 2009

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Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

Crotch Catching by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010

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Related Words

Crotch Catch • Crotch Catching • crotchwatching • crotch rocket • crotch • crotch goblin • crotch rot • crotch crickets • crotch pocket • crotch monkey

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

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crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

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Crotchwatch

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

Crotchwatch by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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