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Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.
Croatian handshake by 01000011 November 4, 2021
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Croatian Snowdog Handshake 

Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.

This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.

Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.
Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"

Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”

Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"

Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026