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Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.
Croatian handshake by 01000011 November 4, 2021
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Croatian Snowdog Handshake 

Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.

This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.

Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.
Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"

Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”

Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"

Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"
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