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Connor Crispens
Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022
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Carisse
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Carisse by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018
CRISS TING
CRISS TING by kristoz February 3, 2009
crissia
The smartest, sweetest person around. Will help any where it's needed and will make sure you stay good. Will and can be a bitch, but is sweet and nice while doing it. Is a beautiful person inside and out and wants the best for everyone around her. The name is unique as she is and will stay unique. They love everyone, and is the bestest friend you could ever ask for. Wil never tell the secrets that are told to her and will always give you good advice.
crissia by Sweet and sexy December 21, 2016
CrisspySquid
1. "Dude Aaron is such a gronk, he thinks he's so good at Krunker."
2. "Ikr he should change his username to CrisspySquid if he keeps his persona up.
2. "Ikr he should change his username to CrisspySquid if he keeps his persona up.
CrisspySquid by Walter_Walter222 June 18, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026