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Verb created from criss. May be the most used swear-word in the Province of Québec, as it is used for almost everything.

Also, consider :
crissement as an adverb,
criss or crisse as an adjective,
criss or crisse as a name
a) Où est-ce que j'ai crissé ça?
b) Je m'en crisse.
c) Qu'est-ce que tu crisses?
d) Il y a un chat qui s'est crissé devant le char.

Also :
a- J'ai crissement hâte à vendredi.
b1- C'est un criss de cave.
b2- Ouin, c'est une crisse de belle fille.
c- Hey, c'est le petit criss!
crisser by Nihb June 13, 2005
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...
Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

Crismerlyn 

A loveable person. Will always try to cheer you up and solve your problems even when they are going through their own hardships. Extremely funny and knows how to brighten their own day as obstacles don't slow them down.
What's her name?
Crismerlyn.
Crismerlyn by Breazy-J September 15, 2021

Crister Ronaldo 

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi
Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii