Crioni is one of the most genuine dudes you'll ever meet. He's funny, charming, intelligent, and an exceptional athlete. Crioni is a friend who you never want to let go.
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Get the Crioni mug.Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.
Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?
Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!
Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?
Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!
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Get the Cronic mug.Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.
Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.
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