Criminoled

The act of getting pegged by FSU. By pegged, we mean having Florida State, a team that won only two games last year, beat you in your season opener. It is the equivalent of having a hard object rammed in your rectum.

Alabama was criminoled in week one

by Wordsmith221985 August 30, 2025

criminology

Criminology branches off sociology. It is the study of crime and criminals.

"What are you studying For A levels then?"
"I am studing Criminology."

by xctinax December 24, 2006

Criminoles

Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.

"Watch the Gators beat up on those Criminoles!"

by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006

Crimonoles

Slang for the Florida State Seminoles.

The Criminoles had another player suspended for stealing beef jerky from K-Mart.

by PooperScooper September 24, 2003

criminale

the word “ criminale” was coined by Sapo. You can tell that you’re the enemy of humanity if you are a criminale like him, but at least your mum thinks you’re beautiful, even though you might be a bufalerme. She did one thing right: farti bello and that’s the most important achievement you’ll reach in your entire life.

fey: he’s a bufalo.
nihal, behind bars trying to escape: and a criminale
marnie with heart eyes: criminale ma bello

by nihal principessa June 12, 2021

supernasal criminology

1. The science of using a highly trained human or canine investigator to sniff an unclaimed fart and then back-engineer it's food origins to identify the perpetrator from a list of suspects.
2. The general act of smelling a fart and guessing who did it.

Recent excavations in France have yielded evidence of early forms of supernasal criminology. Cave paintings have been found that not only depict Neolithic man smelling the farts of his fellow man, but also smelling the farts of his prey. It is believed that early hunter gatherers would sneak up on their prey and smell their farts before making a kill. This was a means of identifying the diet of the animal and thus ensuring the nutritional value of the meat before bringing it home to his clan.

by OrkTheFork November 23, 2011

Criminoles

Every gaytor's worst nightmare.

Gaytor fan: You boys from Free Shoes U are just a bunch of Criminoles!

Nole fan: Yeah, we're Criminoles. We steal your dreams! Enjoy your undefeated seasons while they last.

Gaytor: ...

Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.

by potswa May 15, 2009