Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.
by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006
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Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
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Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
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