Credit Card Swipe 

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

Credit Card Swipe by chavo190 August 1, 2011

Credit Card Swipe 

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

Credit Card Swipe by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008

Credit Card Swipe 

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

Credit Card Swipe by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006

Credit Card Swipe 

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

Credit Card Swipe by jtbillings June 21, 2011

Credit card swipe 

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

Credit card swipe by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016

Dirty Credit Card Swipe 

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

Dirty Credit Card Swipe by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008

unauthorised credit card swipe 

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

unauthorised credit card swipe by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022