Cream Machine 

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.

Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing

Cream Machine by Hose B June 30, 2007

Cream machine 

Hunter

Hunter is a cream machine

Cream machine by Big boy fishy February 28, 2020

Cream Machine 

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

Cream Machine by TheFurnitureGuy May 9, 2011

ice cream machine 

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

ice cream machine by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine 

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

Dirty Ice Cream Machine 

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

Dirty Ice Cream Machine by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010

ice cream machine 

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

ice cream machine by the person who exists March 5, 2022