Cream Cheeks

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When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.

1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)

Cream Cheeks by SkepticToTheSky November 3, 2022

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coffee cream butt cheeks

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".

That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.

coffee cream butt cheeks by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008

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Creamy cheeks

The end result of not wiping your ass appropriately.

Dude, I took a huge shit, took a few steps and had creamy cheeks.

Creamy cheeks by K-Rocc November 7, 2009

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creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

creamy cheeks by TheManfre September 7, 2018

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creamy cheek

the residue of shit that remains in and around your butt hole after taking a shit...usually happens when you run out of toilet paper...or just too lazy to wipe your ass after taking a huge dump.

Damn...I ran out of toilet paper again...and my creamy cheek is going to make shid marks on my boxers AGAIN...

creamy cheek by dznuts619sdc April 7, 2007

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creamcheesebagelcowtoes

Creamcheesebagelcowtoes is slang for an amazing Roblox gamer girl who used to enjoy using the app houseparty but does not anymore due to s*chi. Creamcheesebagelcowtoes can only be used for people who have thick densely populated eyebrows. #cancelsachi

Sophie: want to join houseparty with me and creamcheesebagelcowtoes?
Sachi: Of course I will join without hesitation as long as cream is there period!

creamcheesebagelcowtoes by creamcheesebagelcowtoes March 18, 2021

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suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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