(noun) a situation, individual, or physical space that is characterised by being out of control and disorderly.
OMG, my life is just such a crazimess right now.
Gosh, who would have thought flirting with that guy would have turned your life into such a crazimess?
I can't find my economic textbook anywhere in this crazimess!
A crazymess. A mess, to an excessive degree. Most appropriately used to describe a situation or person.
Did you drive past the eight-car pileup on I-10 during rush hour this morning? It was crazimess!! Traffic was backed up for miles, and I was like an hour late to work.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"